As John Travolta goldilocks wig kept wigs off of his head and fries in his mouth on the West Coast, Aretha Franklin showed him how a queen really does it by putting on a wig made of seasoned curly fries on top of her head in NYC. You need to be bowing to Queen Arethas Goldilocks ate the Three Bears look exactly the same way her magnificent chichis are bowing right down to the halo of golden ringlets hovering carefully above her hairline. I bet every damn clothier showing at Fashion Week is heeling themselves straight inside the taint (it can be done with stretching and squatting) for not matching their models hair to their necklaces just how Aretha did. When supposed fashion icon Kate Middleton wears a necklace of mouse fur drizzled with dishwater, you understand where she it got from. ALL HAIL!